James challenge. I hope you like it! It's based on WWE, The Nanny, and a little Disturbed music thrown into all that! 
So, here you go. I hope you like it. I hope it's funny and... it's sorta really light. I'm going onto the parts of Matt and James' relationship. I think this describes it well.--
CM LegacyRated: T - language
Summary: Two shows of CM Legacy about two people against each other. What can be better than that?
Genre: Humor/Family
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A navy walled room came to view. Two chairs and two boys snuggling inside of the chair. One of them was wearing sunglasses and smiling like he wanted to get the hell out of here. "This is CM Legacy," Matt began, still wearing that smile like glue. "I am your first Chick Magnet," he scrunched up his nose. "Matt Sheffield!"
Ted looked at him, flicking a hat that said 'James' and looked back at his friend. "And I am your second Chick Magnet, hardcore straightedge, James Sheffield."
Matt laughed at it mechanically. And brought the microphone towards his mouth. "See? I got James back. We can't have him draft from my show! Can we?"
Ted looked at the camera hesitantly. "Matt?"
"And we gotta learn how I got him kicked out."
"Matt?"
"Shut up, Ted. And we're gonna talk about someone very special tonight on Monday."
"Matt?"
Matt shot a glare towards Ted's side. "James, shut up." He turned to the camera. "His hat says 'James', doesn't it? He's my replacement James."
"Matt?"
"WHAT THE HELL IS IT, TED?!"
"Matt," Ted blinked. "We're not even on air yet."
"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT ON AIR?!"
"I mean we're not on air. I thought you understood English, Matt. Wait, you don't. My bad."
"d*mn IT! d*mn THIS d*mn SET! d*mn THIS TV SHOW! d*mn EVERYTHING!"
"Matt...?"
Matt took a deep breath and looked at him. "What?" he annoyingly asked. "Do you have a pistol to shoot me dead? What it is, Ted?"
"We're on air now. And you just shouted that you hated the d*mn set." Ted looked at the papers. "Okay, we've got mail...
are you two married or something?"
"Ted," Matt began, with a heavy tone to his voice. "If we're married, someone's gonna die."
"Suicide isn't good for the children, Matt."
"WHAT CHILDREN?! SOMEONE KILL ME!"
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The same navy walled set and a boy stood there, holding flash cards. He had a smile on his face and was looking at Matt, who was on the other side of the room, talking to Ted--arguing with dead. The boy looked at the camera, "this is the second part of CM Legacy. I am your chick magnet, hardcore straightedge, James Sheffield."
James was 22 years old. Happy and easy at his job, he was a part of a famous show known as CM Legacy. He had Stephanie sometimes for back up and today, she was at home, resting. She had a rough night, he decided easily. And besides, he didn't think she can survive Matt any longer. He ate everyone's head off by his words, he screamed too much. And he didn't have lungs apparently.
He pointed to Matt. "And that is my married brother, Matt...Bane."
Ted Bane laughed at the simple words. "Wait, I'm married to Matt?"
"Apparently, since he loves you being on his show so much," James turned to the flashcards and put them onto the desk. "We are going to talk about Matt and Ted. Ted, when did you marry Matt?"
"Last show?" Ted scratched his head.
Matt banged his head to the wall.
"Okay. And how was this wedding?"
"d*mn it, he was screaming at me." Ted shook his head, holding Matt's shoulder who tried to push Ted off. "Like I was some sort of disease. That's not very nice, Matt."
Matt looked at Ted unbelievably. "Not funny..."
"What's not funny?"
"Not funny, James..." he said in a shaky voice. "NOT FUNNY!"
"And there you have it, the married couple, Ted and Matt Dane."
"AND WHY AM I THE GIRL!?"
Ted looked at James. "Can we get outta here before he blows the entire room?"
"You gotta. I'm not married to him."
"THEODORE SHAWN DANE!"
"Yes, honey?"
"UGH!"
As Ted ran off from a half crazed Matt, James cleared his throat. "And there you have it...CM Legacy's best couple."
